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A little bit of everything all rolled into one. Love, laughter, life, shoes, cuteness, fitness and swolfies, foooooood, and probably a little bit of sex. Pretty much all the things that cross my mind throughout the day. Enjoy :) I follow back! PS- I'm also a pretty good listener.

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via veiledreality)

— 6 minutes ago with 54453 notes

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via elgeneame)

— 13 minutes ago with 415719 notes

Me on trial for your murder.

Me on trial for your murder.

(Source: freshjoericci, via jdbieberxo)

— 3 hours ago with 64962 notes

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via channiall)

— 3 hours ago with 88039 notes
xthatoneguyyx:

heard you were talking shit 

xthatoneguyyx:

heard you were talking shit 

(via haileybookky)

— 4 hours ago with 102730 notes
elly-hiddlesherloki:

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

I thought it was a banana

elly-hiddlesherloki:

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

I thought it was a banana

(Source: gastropoda, via asunsetdream)

— 4 hours ago with 102133 notes

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

image

(via asunsetdream)

— 4 hours ago with 230788 notes

camo-boots-backwoodsroots:

livinglifetwowheeler:

johnny-gash:

moveslikekeithrichards:

cptkayroo:

chicgeekmommy:

themetaphormachine:

i never have liked the “just girly things” series.

I love these.

This is absolute perfection

this is the saddest post I’ve ever seen

the move on one and the missing your friends one FUCKING KILL ME INSIDE

Think about this when you think you have problems.

These piss me off. Yeah we have it better and some people can be whiny. But don’t bring up this shit when you all do it too.

(via asunsetdream)

— 4 hours ago with 200762 notes

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

(via eyeballfarts)

— 4 hours ago with 105122 notes

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via hi)

— 4 hours ago with 55686 notes

ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

(Source: ollivander, via asunsetdream)

— 4 hours ago with 165545 notes

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

(via crappybaras)

— 4 hours ago with 294434 notes